12 Gauge

Height: 5’8″
Likes: Being an Alpha; Girls bouncing off of me when they try to knock me down; Anita’s boobs & Robin’s butt
Dislikes: Cry babies & tattle-tales, F*%ing pussies
Position: BLOCKER
Injuries: Not a chance
Known For: My ASSets
Drink: Good beer & Dirty Martinis
Words of Choice: “Move bitch, get out the way”

All aggression on the track, and a cage-fighting and weight-lifting fan off, 12 Gauge is “ready for anyone dumb enough to piss me off.” (And words to the wise, nails on the chalkboard will do it.)  She got involved in derby when her sister, Elle Train, attended a practice in her former home town.  Always enjoying time with her girls, she’ll go for a beer just as much as “an extra dirty Belvedere martini, straight up, with three blue cheese stuffed olives.”  In keeping with the fun we have with her, 12 Gauge’s most memorable moment wasn’t on the track…it was at the Highland Games Pub Crawl.  She went inside to announce – over the PA for some reason – that her sister was outside, puking.  Instead of summoning help, this attracted a crowd of fellow pub crawlers, who went outside to pose and take pictures with the now (in)famous derby girls and the celebrity vomitus.

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