Derby Name: Assassination Tango
Derby Number: 82
What does your derby name mean to you: I would tell you but I’d have to kill you!
Favorite Position: On all fours.
How you found out about roller derby: Went to a bout last October and fell in LUV, went to the recruitment night and fell on my ass….it was love first concussion!
Date you started with the Jacksonville Roller Girls: 10/2009
Favorite derby moment during a bout: Knocking out the Panama City Jammer after what they thought was a slick panty pass!
Favorite derby moment during an after party: Ummm….can I plead the 5th?
Favorite after party drink: Vodka, fear and tears with a little bit of grenadine to make it pink of course!
Favorite bout you played in: First Coast Fatales VS Panama City in Panama City.
What are your favorite skates: The ones that get me through a bout.
What are your favorite wheels: Fugitives, I love me some Tommy Lee Jones!
Do you have a derby wife: Yes, my beautiful and wonderful wiffie, Nee Drag’er!
What should your opponent know about you before a bout: AGAIN, I would tell you but I would have to kill you! The less they know the better!
What should your fans know about you: No autographs, please.
