Beata Bitch Blue

Derby Name: Beata Bitch Blue
Derby Number: Round 1
What does your derby name mean to you: Its my motivation to continue on this derby journey…
Height: On skates…. 7’4
Likes: full moons, tequila, anything purple, skinny dipping, dark chocolate, shock value, leg wrestling, platform boots, pimp jackets and making people nervous.
Dislikes: Stupidity, cocky pretentious pricks, ignorance, clothing, liars, whiners, mamas boys, drama and probably you.
Known for: Public drunkeness/nudity (or usually both) and unecessary roughness
Favorite Position: Blocker… I just wanna hit bitches.
Date you started with the Jacksonville Roller Girls: November 2008
Favorite derby moment during a bout: Umm… the ENTIRE Hotalanta bout, 2009. Fucking awesome
Favorite derby moment during an after party: Its a toss up between the 70′s porn and the spankings and motorboats that dominate…
Favorite after party drink: I love a good red-headed slut… or patron, patron, patron…
Do you have a derby wife: Pfft… kicked that hooker to the curb. I am a self proclaimed derby wh**e (wink wink)
What should your opponent know about you before a bout: The more you cry, the more I smile on the inside.
What should your fans know about you: They call it suicide seating for a reason… duck and cover baby.

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