Derby Name: Deviant Behavior
Derby Number: 28
What does your derby name mean to you: I love movies and there is a quote from one of my favorite movies that involves my derby name. Plus, I have learned that you become your derby name in time, and that is so true! Right Anita HardOne?
Favorite Position: Vice President and Pivot
How you found out about roller derby: I went to the Jacksonville Roller Girls first game and then went to the after party where I was asked if I wanted to join…….YES PLEASE!
Date you started with the Jacksonville Roller Girls: November 2006
Favorite derby moment during a bout: The WANG, my husband and jammer referee, showed some bias during a game and cheered for me after I hit, and lifted, a New Orleans girl off the ground and into another referee. He thinks it is sexy when I hit other b*tches.
Favorite derby moment during an after party: This is a difficult question, there have been so many….Meow MixYoFaceUp fighting with a dude that said Jacksonville sucks, how The WANG got his name, how Tool Time got his original derby name, Sharon Beavers enjoying the ocean water in her birthday bathing suit, Nuke and Sara Quill karaoke’n Back Street Boys, leg wrestling between The WANG and Panama City where the girls stood over WANG’s head and lifted their skirts to distract him and all he was thinking was “look at the wife, avert your eyes!”, soggy Waffle, bull riding, pole dancing, dancing on top of bars, Compton ripping off side view mirror, Robin Cradles peeing in the back of a school bus, swimming with Crash Register in a ditch, scaring lesbians, Buckie Rebel’s spider money in a bus, puking D.J.s, Sara Quill and strippers, stupid skinny white girls at a club trying to take on ALL our fresh meat, picking up TackleBoXXX on the side of the road and asking “how much?”, and last but not least…..Jacksonville Roller Girls always closing down the bar!
Favorite after party drink: beer and lots of it
Favorite bout you played in: New Jax City Roller’s first win against Tallahassee. Everyone loved that game.
What are your favorite skates: Vanilla Brass Knuckles boot with Dr. Scholl’s sport gel inserts!
What are your favorite wheels: Back Spin Deluxe. Great for every skating surface!
Do you have a derby wife: Two in fact. Harpee is my first wife 2007 and then Gangsta Bitch Barbie asked me to marry her at SouthEastern Regionals 2009. I’m a lucky girl.
What should your opponent know about you before a bout: I am the definition of devious. You will not know or expect what will happen next. You may think “she doesn’t hit that hard”, and then the next jam you may think “pretty stars, pretty stars…..”
What should your fans know about you: Without you, this sport would not be, and for that I will shake my booty for you!
