Derby Name: Tackle BoXXX
Derby Number: 27 (the number of seconds it takes to extract a perfect shot of espresso)
What does your derby name mean to you: Mess w/ The BoXXX, you’ll find out. Could be good (wink- wink), might be bad… VERY BAD.
Favorite Position: Any, as long as I’m skatin’! (You were talking about Derby still, right?)
How you found out about roller derby: I followed this raunch-assed smell, figuring I may have stumbled upon a dead body, lo and behold it was a bag of Derby equipment… I thought, “Hey! I wanna learn how to smell like that!!”
Date you started with the Jacksonville Roller Girls: Nov. 2007
Favorite derby moment during a bout: I think it was in the 2008 State tourney, when I realized that I could make a girl fly… My proudest moment was on 9/18, when I saw my derby sisters rockin’ the gray ribbons to show me some love and honor my late Mother. I so big red heart Duval!
Favorite derby moment during an after party: Hmmmm… Anything that involves Anita’s BOOBS, and DOESN’T involve me going to the hospital or jail! (Cuz you haven’t been to an after party, unless it’s been with DUUUUUU-VAAL!)
Favorite after party drink: A cold beer with a side of Jager bomb!
What are your favorite skates: VANILLA! (Cuz they don’t make chocolate ones… Nom-Nom-Nom!)
What are your favorite wheels: Ones that make me appear fast- Do they make those, yet? ; )
Do you have a derby wife: Ugh… Divorced! SINGLE & READY 2 Mingle!!!!!
What should your opponent know about you before a bout: They call me Tackle for a reason… I will laugh at those who continually bounce off of the BoXXX and don’t learn their lesson!
What should your fans know about you: The BoXXX loves ya, Baby!!! I’ll try anything once, & if I like it… WATCH OUT!
